couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

Meaning

Phrase

• Is unable even to organise a project that requires no planning; is incompetent.

Related

Similar words

• couldn't organise a two-ticket raffle
• couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel
• couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
• couldn't pour water out of a boot

Origin

• Presents an example of a minimally simple project that the person or group described is presumed unable to accomplish.